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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 10/11/09 at 05:43 PM Reply With Quote
The Worlds most Useless Machine

This made me chuckle so i guess it does have a use

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russbost

posted on 10/11/09 at 05:50 PM Reply With Quote
Thought it would be a link to a Porsche Cayenne or Audi Q7!





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tomgregory2000

posted on 10/11/09 at 06:01 PM Reply With Quote
HA HA that made me laugh, the little fight at the end
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SALAD

posted on 10/11/09 at 06:17 PM Reply With Quote
That is excellent. Need to find construction instructions for it!
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posted on 10/11/09 at 06:28 PM Reply With Quote






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BenB

posted on 10/11/09 at 06:32 PM Reply With Quote
That's excellent, could do with a few self-switching-off switches round my place...
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David Jenkins

posted on 10/11/09 at 07:34 PM Reply With Quote
Hate to be a killjoy - but a similar thing's been around for decades...

It was a money box - you put a coin in a slot, and a green hand comes out, grabs it and pulls it back.

I always wanted one when I was a kid...






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JoelP

posted on 10/11/09 at 09:18 PM Reply With Quote
thats brilliant, i was ROTF at the end





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clairetoo

posted on 10/11/09 at 10:29 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
Hate to be a killjoy - but a similar thing's been around for decades...

It was a money box - you put a coin in a slot, and a green hand comes out, grabs it and pulls it back.

I always wanted one when I was a kid...

I remember those ............ just





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blakep82

posted on 10/11/09 at 11:34 PM Reply With Quote
brilliant! i want to make one!





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Peteff

posted on 11/11/09 at 12:13 AM Reply With Quote
That made my sides ache I'm trying to think of an application for it now like when the President throws the switch in the Whitehouse thinking he's going to end civilisation as we know it the hand pops out and switches it back off again.





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GregSL75

posted on 11/11/09 at 12:32 AM Reply With Quote
Gotta feel sorry for the little dude inside, he just wants to be left alone....
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blakep82

posted on 11/11/09 at 01:38 AM Reply With Quote
how can i make one?





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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 11/11/09 at 02:26 AM Reply With Quote
i nearly didn't post it because i thought no one would find it funny

I was laughing pretty hard for quite a few minutes

For a machine it seems to have tremendous amount of character. It seemed really pissed off but still defiant at the end



[Edited on 11/11/09 by liam.mccaffrey]





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Agriv8

posted on 11/11/09 at 08:21 AM Reply With Quote
That is really good - The movement is very fluid

If you left it on your desk how long before someone switched the switch.

I work in IT and recon it would not last an hour ( even less if put a message DO NOT TOUCH )

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AndyW

posted on 11/11/09 at 09:25 AM Reply With Quote
it's the little things that make us laugh......
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roadrunner

posted on 11/11/09 at 10:30 AM Reply With Quote
It does tell you right at the end of the film where he got the idea and how to make it.
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chrsgrain

posted on 11/11/09 at 10:48 AM Reply With Quote
The link to the idea is just another video of asimilar contraption in a small perspex box - I think I prefer the wooden copy....

Any ideas of a wiring diagram, as it would be a laugh to put one together.... we could have a locostbuilders 'most useless machine' competition!

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blakep82

posted on 11/11/09 at 10:53 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner
It does tell you right at the end of the film where he got the idea and how to make it.


yep, just a video to another one

i'd love one, to leave sitting about see if anyone tried the switch i'd get bored of it pretty quick though probably





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Grimsdale

posted on 11/11/09 at 01:41 PM Reply With Quote
look in the description, there's this link: http://lab.dammitstan.com/index.php?p=3&pid=20 which a little more enlightening
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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 11/11/09 at 01:42 PM Reply With Quote
i found the original actually and followed the link to this one. I posted this one as i prefer it





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