bi22le
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:09 PM |
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Im not going to Stoneleigh and Im not happy about it!
I was talking to the lady yesterday about how much I cant wait to get the car and different events coming up that I want to go to when this
conversation come up;
Me: So, the first weekend away will be with the same people I met at Detling on May bank holiday.
Lady: May bank holiday?
Me: Yeeeeeeees, why?
Lady: You have already said that we can go to meet my parents while they are on holiday in Cornwall. We are going to stay in a cottage, but we will
have to sleep on the floor because my sister and her man has the other bed.
Me: WHAT!!! Can I take the new car.
Lady: No because we need to leave late on the friday due to the long drive and traffic. Plus you cant park anywhere close so you might not see it all
weekend. You promissed you would go, dont let me down.
Me: I didnt realise which weekend the show was on, cant I.....
Lady: NO!
Blown out of the water with no return. Guess ill have to wait another year.
Track days ARE the best thing since sliced bread, until I get a supercharger that is!
Please read my ring story:
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Paul TigerB6
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:11 PM |
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Time for a new lady!!! 
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morcus
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:17 PM |
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Just find a guy that looks like you, a decoy.
In a White Room, With Black Curtains, By the Station.
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jack_t
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:18 PM |
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put your trousers back on
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ashg
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:26 PM |
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my otherhalf booked something for stoneleigh weekend. Its now cancelled and she isnt coming to stoneleigh. Result all round 
Anything With Tits or Wheels Will cost you MONEY!!
Haynes Roadster (Finished)
Exocet (Finished & Sold)
New Project (Started)
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omega0684
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:27 PM |
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kidnap her, gaffa tape the mouth and bind the wrists, put a tiny whole in the gaffa tape to allow her to have a drink that you could chuck in if your
wanted to
stick her in the boot and say
"well you wanted to sleep on the floor! so you can sleep on the boot floor instead!"
trundle along to stoneliegh and forget she's in there!
OR
You could leave early monday morning and go to the show on monday?
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:30 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
kidnap her, gaffa tape the mouth and bind the wrists, put a tiny whole in the gaffa tape to allow her to have a drink that you could chuck in if your
wanted to
stick her in the boot and say
"well you wanted to sleep on the floor! so you can sleep on the boot floor instead!"
trundle along to stoneliegh and forget she's in there!
OR
You could leave early monday morning and go to the show on monday?
errr...wow  , that was an interesting insight in to your mind!
you survived a serious crash in a 7 and your scared enough of your wife to spend stoneleigh weekend on the floor of the inlaws cottage?? - she must be
a total ball crusher
Craig
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philw
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:36 PM |
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In my book you're a hero for sitting in that traffic for 8-9hrs(not), put some trousers back on.
[Edited on [1270751871R0=063030p: by philw]
Must try harder
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les g
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:42 PM |
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wave to me and tj
on the M5
we,ll be heading North
and no one fingered salutes across the central reservation
cheers les g
[Edited on 8/4/10 by les g]
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RichardK
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:42 PM |
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I'm sure someone will post you some pictures and I'll have a couple of shandies on your behalf.
Shame, as it is the best show of the year
Cheers
Rich
Gallery updated 11/01/2011
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 06:50 PM |
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you survived a serious crash in a 7 and your scared enough of your wife to spend stoneleigh weekend on the floor of the inlaws cottage?? - she must be
a total ball crusher
Priceless
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afj
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 07:00 PM |
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i can see it from here a sizable dent in your forehead where she pokes you while shouting DO AS YOUR TOLD LITTLE MAN
have a weekend apart it will be fine just sneek out early
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daviep
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 07:07 PM |
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PUSSY
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Steve Hignett
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 07:07 PM |
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Not a chance...
I can lend you some balls if you need them to tell her, one weekend in a year for you and the rest of your lives together to ignore her parents...
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boggle
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 07:33 PM |
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mate im gutted for you....
but...
if you want to help me move over that weekend then feel free, and im going up to stonleigh on the monday so tell her you are going fishing for the
day
just because you are a character, doesnt mean you have character....
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 07:48 PM |
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that is bad news.
just tell her you will have more fun at stoneleigh
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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bi22le
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 07:57 PM |
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Well......
I have showed her all your messages and your all going to die!!!!
I must say that I will enjoy myself. There is some festival going on at the time. Sounds like I need to get into the spirit. Surely that means
drinking cider and eating pasties!
Also she is letting me spend alot of money on a kit car that she is partly paying for, she is also hot. An arse to die for.
Before you ask no you cant see a pic. One becasue I dont have one and two I dont want you fellas getting jealous and having a yank over it.
You may meet her one day she wants to come to Stoneleigh next year!!
Oh and cheers for the T-shirt recomendation Mangogrooveworkshop. Your humour never fails to make me smile!
Track days ARE the best thing since sliced bread, until I get a supercharger that is!
Please read my ring story:
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/13/viewthread.php?tid=139152&page=1
Me doing a sub 56sec lap around Brands Indy. I need a geo set up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHksfvIGB3I
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nick205
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 08:06 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by bi22le
she is also hot. An arse to die for.
I think we should be the (highly qualified) judges of that statement - get on and post a piccy and let's see what's got you under control
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Benzine
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 08:12 PM |
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pics or ban
The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make
it moral.
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MkII
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 08:27 PM |
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quote:
she is also hot. An arse to die for.
I'll take her to cornwall if you wanna go to stoneleigh
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 8/4/10 at 08:31 PM |
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That's what Bud the alcoholic tramp does in town up here
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boggle
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| posted on 9/4/10 at 11:20 AM |
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or if you want i will show her some of the local sights if you get too drunk....
just because you are a character, doesnt mean you have character....
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