snapper
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| posted on 24/7/13 at 03:16 PM |
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Nursary Rhymes for the new Prince
Nursery rhymes for the new Prince third inline to the throne
The wheels on the Royal carriage go round and round
round and round
round and round
The wheels on the Royal carriage go
round and round
All day long.
My Great Uncle Andrew he has 10'000 men
he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up ( he waved)
And when they were down they were down ( he waved again)
And when they were only half way they were neither up nor down
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All of my horses and all of my men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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Peteff
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| posted on 26/7/13 at 08:53 PM |
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If he ever gets to be king he can choose which of his names he uses. He is named after his uncle Louis Mountbatten so he could be King Louis. That
would be a laugh.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Stott
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| posted on 26/7/13 at 10:39 PM |
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You were born a little late
To a pretty mother named Kate
Who I'd really love to date
But my wife would surely hate...
My guts if she saw this rhyme
But given a little time
She'd learn to understand
That it's Kate I'd love to.......
How's that? 
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 8/8/13 at 02:56 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Stott
You were born a little late
To a pretty mother named Kate
Who I'd really love to date
But my wife would surely hate...
My guts if she saw this rhyme
But given a little time
She'd learn to understand
That it's Kate I'd love to.......
It's a bit cruel to brand the Duchess of Cambridge isn't it?
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