Q. What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common?
A. They both have skidmarks on their helmets.



Q.Did you hear that Lily Savage is meant to be replacing Richard Hammond on the next series of top gear?
A. Well they needed someone better in drag!

(in low voice)
think you got away with it ned

they say that driving under the influence of drugs is a very serious issue these days..........

Richard Hammond is said to have been on "top gear" at the time of his recent accident!

They were definitely bad jokes

Theres been a Jumble sale at Elvington today.
There was bits and pieces all over the place but it was top gear.

What simalarity between richard hammond and kate moss....?

They have both been smashed on top gear.