An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds
on a single roll of the dice, at the casino.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed..."YES!

YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"



The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men.

Steve

Unfortunately ooooh so true!

Since when were Irish people stupid?

I dont know but im from yorkshire and im as tight as a ducks arse

And i'm from Wales, and the local sheep are very nervous