I apologise if this offends you in any way.


A friend of mine has just had a baby so i went to visit her. She asked me if i wanted to wind the baby,i thought thats a bit harsh so i just gave it a dead leg!!

shocking!!

Wait till she says that she will be breast feeding the baby.......

....then try to have a conversation!

Bloody funny that

Funny in a totally wrong way.

that reminds me of a dear departed freind of mine who came up to see my brand new first borne daughter, poor little might was only a day old and Phil, rest his soul walks into the ward as my wife was changeing her bum, takes one one look and in a loud voice declares "öh my god a virgin" lets just say it didnt go down very well with the nurses presentat the time.
Kaspa

[Edited on 7/3/08 by Kaspa]

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