Why do we humans need to wipe our bottoms after a #2?
Every other creature on the planet seems to do ok without the need ?
Probably because they don't have to wash under crackers
Well, personally I'd find it a tad tricky to lick mine which is what many animals do, & I really can't say I find that an appealing thought! I'd also feel pretty silly sliding my backside down the lawn to do the job & doubt it would be much cleaner after that anyway!
It wouldn't be very comfortable walking around with clinkers as some animals do.
ewwwwwwww the mental pictures
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Originally posted by Jon Ison
ewwwwwwww the mental pictures
In New Zealand they call the bits that hang off Dags
Right then Jon, I dirty double dare you to go one week without wiping and report back on your loss of friends
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Originally posted by Jon Ison
ewwwwwwww the mental pictures
Right then Jon, I dirty double dare you to go one week without wiping and report back on your loss of friends
I guess (though I have no evidence) that there may be a relationship between the amount of hair and the need/wish to remove dags before they get hard. Things in my youth didn't need as much attention as they get now, with the onset of advanced middle age there's now the issue of piles, lots of bright covered blood everywhere. To counteract that, stools are now too hard for dags to form.
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One word - dangleberries
IIRC it's because we're primarily bipedal, so we have larger gluteal muscles (ie, an arse) which is rather an inconvenience when it comes to
the free falling of crap.
However, I'm not sure how those worryingly skinny people with no arse get by, do they have to wipe?
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So now I see what Engelbert Humperdink did before his singing career took off.
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IIRC it's because we're primarily bipedal, so we have larger gluteal muscles (ie, an arse) which is rather an inconvenience when it comes to the free falling of crap.
However, I'm not sure how those worryingly skinny people with no arse get by, do they have to wipe?
I've tried going without wiping - get's itchy after a couple of days I wouldnt recomend it!
In this world where we drive for being environmentally friendly... how many tonnes of bogroll get used every year?
Infact... If we assume the average hairy arsed man gets through one bogroll a week... each bogroll weighs 227grams.
There are 64 million or so people on these fine isles... Lets assume 20 million are disgusting oafs who never wipe...
Over a year that is by my calculations 500,000 tonnes of arse wipe... I don't know how many trees that is but i'd suggest its more than
2....
But you're forgetting women seem to use at least a roll every time they have a piss.
I'd like to know why the papers got thinner ?
Not talking cheap stuff; even Andrex has become see through.
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In this world where we drive for being environmentally friendly... how many tonnes of bogroll get used every year?
Infact... If we assume the average hairy arsed man gets through one bogroll a week... each bogroll weighs 227grams.
There are 64 million or so people on these fine isles... Lets assume 20 million are disgusting oafs who never wipe...
Over a year that is by my calculations 500,000 tonnes of arse wipe... I don't know how many trees that is but i'd suggest its more than 2....
I believe in some non "civilized country's" that your right hand is for eating and your left for cleaning up your bum and no paper
is used
I wouldn't want to get them mixed up
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Well, personally I'd find it a tad tricky to lick mine which is what many animals do
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Originally posted by russbost
Well, personally I'd find it a tad tricky to lick mine which is what many animals do
Which animals are licking your butt? :O Name and shame.
Changing the subject from no.2 to no.1, is it possible to urinate upside down? Is gravity required or all done by bladder muscles?