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dave1888

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:07 PM Reply With Quote
Europa

10% of all web orders at the moment
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Triton

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:14 PM Reply With Quote
Ok if you are a spider i suppose as it saves doing it yourself....





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gazza285

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:24 PM Reply With Quote
You got your wit knob turned up full tonight? Or just to half?





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robinbastd

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:26 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
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You got your wit knob turned up full tonight? Or just to half?


If you think that's funny you should see his u2u's.
Until tonight I didn't know that milking parlours were places of amusement for some people.





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Triton

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:31 PM Reply With Quote
Udderly funny though relatively speaking of course





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gazza285

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:40 PM Reply With Quote
Lots of fun to be had between the mistall and the milking parlour, and don't forget that Golden Teat is tax deductible as a business expense.





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robinbastd

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:41 PM Reply With Quote
Not only tax deductable,but soothing as well. Thank you Mr Gazza,my friend from Gulval will be most relieved.





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Mark Allanson

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:45 PM Reply With Quote
will it soothe horns that have been polked?





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Triton

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:47 PM Reply With Quote
You will need some udder balm for that





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gazza285

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:49 PM Reply With Quote
Depends on the species.





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gazza285

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:51 PM Reply With Quote
Off topic.

Who the udsil are Europa?





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Triton

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:55 PM Reply With Quote
6 toed pinkpube i think





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Triton

posted on 11/11/05 at 11:57 PM Reply With Quote
OOO crikey they sell things like lights





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robinbastd

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:00 AM Reply With Quote
What,car related stuff? I thought this was a calf related forum. I must take the home made cheese earplugs out.





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mandy69

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:00 AM Reply With Quote
Hey Triton.... May I enquire what a 6 toed pinkpube is?
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gazza285

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:00 AM Reply With Quote
I'll stick to the farm products then.

I blame me father, he weaned me on cow cake.





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gazza285

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:01 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
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Hey Triton.... May I enquire what a 6 toed pinkpube is?



Back to the city with you.





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Triton

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:02 AM Reply With Quote
Cow cake! hope it wasn't those ones that are crusty on top and a tad runny





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robinbastd

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:04 AM Reply With Quote
That's a farmers frisbee.





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mandy69

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:08 AM Reply With Quote
Might be one of them there blue smarties in disguise?

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Triton

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:09 AM Reply With Quote
More cheeeeese gromit...oooppps there goes a n air biscuit.......





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robinbastd

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:10 AM Reply With Quote
Might be one of them there blue smarties in disguise?

mand


No,they are blue.


[Edited on 12/11/05 by robinbastd]





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gazza285

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:11 AM Reply With Quote
Thay's cattle feed pellet to you towney folken. Don't take the wee until you believe brothers.





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gazza285

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:11 AM Reply With Quote
I said p i s s .





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mandy69

posted on 12/11/05 at 12:12 AM Reply With Quote
So are cowpats naked!
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