David Jenkins
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| posted on 3/10/03 at 01:13 PM |
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Well, if you're going to be pedantic... "work"?
rgds,
David
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thekafer
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| posted on 4/10/03 at 05:38 AM |
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While I was welding my frame I decided I needed to rotate the part. Apparently the glove I had on my hand must have been in the way because for some
reason it was'nt there when I grabbed a fist full of firey hell!! I let loose with an "otherworldly" string of "colorful
phrases" that to this day hang as a dense fog over the driveway.
I may have been speaking in tounges as I see none of them on the poll..
I will use the your poll as a reference the next time I do something like that..
thanks Fletch
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...
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bob
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| posted on 4/10/03 at 08:19 AM |
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MARCUS AND HICOST
Now thenlads lets not go there
I was just wondering what marcus said when he tried his best to remove his leg with the BIG cutting disc,at the end where his wedding tackle is.
And also hicost must have had a few choice words after removing half his right foot (heel) with boiling water.
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James
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| posted on 4/10/03 at 01:31 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by timf
quote:
Originally posted by James
P.S. Someone I site next to did once say that sitting near me is sometimes like sitting with someone suffering from Tourettes! 
[Edited on 3/10/03 by James]
you could at least spell the f**king work properly - Tourette's -
Hey, we all forget the odd apostrophe here and there....
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=7751
"Neds back" ???
James
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Carl.H
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| posted on 5/10/03 at 07:43 PM |
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Having not picked up an arc welder till a few years ago I was unaware of just how quickly the rods heat up.
I’d just struck the rod up and then decided I wanted it bending a little lower,
first three fingers of left hand burnt (oh sh*t)
pull hand off rod and leave lumps of my fingers behind (Oh F*cking h*ll) :mad
dunk hand in cold water bucket (Ohhhh F*CKING A*SE W*NKING H*LL that hurt)
Favourite phrase for non painful incidents though is FUBAR (for those of you that haven’t seen Saving Private Ryan that’s F*cked Up Beyond All
Recognition)
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Mix
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| posted on 9/10/03 at 03:39 PM |
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Nice to see the Boll*cks are out in front
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ijohnston99
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 11:45 AM |
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This website translates other websites for tourettes sufferers.
http://www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.asp
Funnily enough when i entered locostbuilders i didn't notice any difference!
Ian
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JoelP
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 01:13 PM |
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http://www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.asp?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.locostbuilders.co.uk%2Fviewthread.php%3Ftid%3D7805%26page%3D4
does that work?
lol its different every time as well!!!
[Edited on 10/10/03 by JoelP]
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Peteff
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 08:21 PM |
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Brilliant.
I wish I knew what some of them meant. I read it out loud and couldn't stop laughing. I reckon people who claim to have Tourettes are just
taking the piss, the flamperjabbing porkgobblers..
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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JoelP
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| posted on 10/10/03 at 10:28 PM |
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i just did it again and your bit came up as 'anyone seen my camel ARSE FISTER'!!lol
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/10/03 at 08:41 AM |
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They do tend to enjoy that (I've heard).
Fartsniffing mingepicking chutneyguzzler.
Almost on a par with Muffin the Mule apparently. ( 2 choruses of I Like Muffin ).
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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