02GF74
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:10 PM |
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it's true that ...
... stupidity has no limit
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Marlon
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:15 PM |
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What a ming mong!
Tidy looking lass though
Band Anyone?
Linky to SWMBO 's band
Linky to Brother in laws band
MKoc 1081
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Ivan
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:16 PM |
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arrybradbury
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:19 PM |
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quote:
I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go," she added.
Can she blame the sat nav at all? It took her on the route, it didn't make her get out and open some gates across a train track when there
was a train coming!!
Thought for the day - "The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead"
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ravingfool
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:21 PM |
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And that's why we shouldn't let women drive 
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donut
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:27 PM |
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quote:
What a ming mong!
that tickled me!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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iank
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:34 PM |
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Why are her hands a completely different colour to her face?
Amazing the people they let into university these days.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Rek
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:45 PM |
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And they are very big too!!!!
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ravingfool
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 02:55 PM |
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I was most impressed that she managed to drive onto the crossing and completely failed to notice the somewhat obvious sensation of driving over rails.
Then got out the car and still didn't notice any rails whilst walking around on the crossing!
Bloody good job that trains sound their horns at crossings.
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 03:01 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by iank
Why are her hands a completely different colour to her face?
Amazing the people they let into university these days.
Thats cause she has a spray on tan.
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iank
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 03:04 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Why are her hands a completely different colour to her face?
Amazing the people they let into university these days.
Thats cause she has a spray on tan.
Aye, but the smart girls get it done all over... 'nuff said really
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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DIY Si
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 03:32 PM |
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What a flaming moron! The sat nav didn't show the crossing? 'Course it won't unless you tell it to show you train lines. And as
said, how did she not notice driving over the metal train lines? Just some funny welsh cattle trap? Muppet of the highest order there!
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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balidey
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 03:42 PM |
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Come on, I think we're being a bit harsh on her. We've all driven onto train tracks and got our cars smashed up because we've been
too focused on the little gadget on the dashboard.....
No hang on, she is a silly bint
[Edited on 11/5/07 by balidey]
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russbost
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 05:05 PM |
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Shouldn't she be blond?
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DIY Si
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 05:10 PM |
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Maybe she just over did the face-only-so-it's-really-obvious-DIY spray tan and got her hair too?
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
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davie h
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 05:11 PM |
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i dont suppose it will be long before we hear that she is taking legal action against the sat nav supplier for pointing her in the wrong direction and
the train operating company for having the cheeck to have a train on the track when she was there shes lucky she didnt de rail the train and kill
any of the passengers onboard
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russbost
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 05:16 PM |
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"in 150 metres, turn right - no that was 10 metres you silly bitch, you're driving along a train track!"
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ayoungman
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 05:43 PM |
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Now where can I find a spraying job like that then? Certainly beats spraying cars !
"just like that !"
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steve m
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 06:08 PM |
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"And that's why we shouldn't let women drive "
exactly, as Wife and I watched the moose over the road try and reverse her micra onto the drive, earlier this evning,
one very small micra, onto a double width drive, took at least 5 attempts
when she completed it I opened the window and clapped, much to wifes disgust !!
anyway moose the minger, put her key in the front door and dropped her handbag
I pissed myself laughing
(you had to be there!!)
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rustybits
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 06:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ravingfool
And that's why we shouldn't let women drive
Bit of a drastic measure that. I mean how are we supposed to get back from the pub. And u aren't seriously suggesting men should have to do
the school run are u?
The big hammer artiste formerly know as skodaman
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MikeR
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 06:50 PM |
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ahem ....... fozzie, can i have your car if this is made law 
i've got absolutely no issue driving your car & if you want i'll even make sure i get a helmet / overalls that are identical to yours
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for trips back from the pub.
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 06:51 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ayoungman
Now where can I find a spraying job like that then? Certainly beats spraying cars !
Yeah but it would be a two tone paint job! Paint the top and leave the rest bare!
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StevieB
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 06:53 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by arrybradbury
quote:
I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go," she added.
Can she blame the sat nav at all? It took her on the route, it didn't make her get out and open some gates across a train track when there
was a train coming!!
Thought for the day - "The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead"
You'll find it was probably a 'user worked crossing' - the idea being that when you get to it, you stop, pick up the telephone and
ask the signalman if it's safe to cross (generally preserved for the two trains a day type of line).
A lot of the UWC's are very old and, if you didn't know it was there in the dark, it could happen to anyone.
My company is currently undertaking a lot of contracts with Network Rail to upgrade these things to a half decent standard.
Plus, she's fit
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DIY Si
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 07:02 PM |
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Plus she's fit!
No, she's orange!! And looks like she applies make in spade sized quantaties!
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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Simon
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| posted on 11/5/07 at 08:02 PM |
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I hope the CPS prosecute. Dopey sod
ATB
Simon
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