my g/f has only been here since 9am today,already she has thrown my curtains in the washing machine,folded and put all my clothes away,evicted my
priceless collection of spiders,washed the windows and is curently washing down the paintwork.....are they all like this?
haha, uhh no
Shouldn't you be at work?
even us menials get holidays
No, they are definately not all like that!
If you have a good one then hang on to her!
You may even want to hire her out to others with less particular partners! 
When she's finished round your house she can start on mine!!
sounds like you should marry her. The only time my missus has ever done that was the week before she had our baby!!
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Originally posted by Danozeman
sounds like you should marry her. The only time my missus has ever done that was the week before she had our baby!!
It's funny how things like house cleaning, cooking, and other womanly duties stop getting done once the
wedding ring is worn/ I'd try and keep hold for now. I'm getting married in sept and the missus hasn't ironed a single thing all year! Not that it'd
make any difference to my clothes mind. They seem to crumple up as I put them on.
Was she been really noisy while cleaning? if she was it means get off that effing computer and help me do this instead.
of course she wont say that, will just keep dropping less sutbtle hints.
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Originally posted by chockymonster
Ahh!
You're falling into that trap
/ducks to avoid comments about sexism
my other half cleans not stop. then i walk in and wash my garage hands in the kichen sink and make the new white towels all dirty, give her something
to do...... bless her xxx he he he
Get rid of her John if she hasn't cooked you a meal yet . Tell her the cleaning can wait !
This is how they are all made, but just like everything else only few do it. just remember it doesn't last so take the most of it as you can
now.
Don't forget to show her the kitchen as well!
Jeeze Johnik thats come around quick! 
Welcome to Jo-ski
I dunno some of you guys! 
You get a ring on a girls finger, then you turn into helpless children that are incapable of even picking up your own dirty socks etc off the floor,
forget where the kettle is and how to use it..
And then.......you can't work out why the wife/g/f gets sooo pi**ed off....
tee-hee
Fozzie 
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You get a ring on a girls finger, then you turn into helpless children that are incapable of even picking up your own dirty socks etc off the floor, forget where the kettle is and how to use it
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Originally posted by DIY Si
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You get a ring on a girls finger, then you turn into helpless children that are incapable of even picking up your own dirty socks etc off the floor, forget where the kettle is and how to use it
That's assuming we knew how to do it in the first place!
Well, not saying we're all rubbish. Just most of us! And I for one know how to use a kettle, but only because the missus refuses to get me
coffee before 11am on a saturday.
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Originally posted by DIY Si
Well, not saying we're all rubbish. Just most of us!
My Mrs has had tea in bed every morning this week if she wanted it or not!
oh and she broke the hoover
Would it not be easier being gay, or becoming a monk?!
Slightly off topic but what the heck.
To all you guys that are planning on getting married.....
An old boss of mine when I was an apprenticle once came out with this gem of wisdom....
Every time you have sex before you are married put a bean in a jar....
Once married every time you have sex take one out....
You'll die before you empty the jar....
a monk?you been looking at my reclining hairstyle si?
You married the wrong girl
Reclining hair? Couldn't tell before, all I could see was a slightly fuzzy head!
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Originally posted by fesycresy
You married the wrong girl
Maybe it's just that times have changed eh?
The poor old bugger's probably dead now...
Wonder if he ever did empty the jar????
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Originally posted by Fozzie
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Originally posted by fesycresy
You married the wrong girl
Brian, I have got to agree with fesycresy there.
Your boss married the wrong one.....
Fozzie
John,
Show her where the lawn mower/strimmer etc are kept, paint tins etc etc and give her instruction on how to use if required,
Fozzie, my missus has said our two boys are not leaving home until they can iron.
I told here where to get off, as they probably wouldn't leave, in that case.
Oh yeah, they are 3 11/12 and 5 7/12th years old
ATB
Simon
In the marrige vows, when the woman says "I do" It is short for,
"I DO NOT GIVE HEAD ANYMORE"
Nearly 4 and just over 5 1/2 years?.....just right to start learning,
Mrs Simon has the right idea...did the same with 2 of my boys, being determined that they would have no excuse whatsoever, to come home with washing
once they had left, and that they could at least cook.. no excuse to come home to be fed either!
And before any of you start.....I also taught my daughter to change an electric plug, put 'flat-pack' furniture together, and paint and
wallpaper....and NO she is not 'available'
Ya lazy loada of nambie-pambies...
Fozzie
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Ya lazy loada of nambie-pambies
Your girl sounds great
I just spent this whole night cleaning the home from top to bottom while she sat on the sofa watching big brother!!!!!!
Silly boy, should've been out in the garage!
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Originally posted by matt.c
Your girl sounds great
I just spent this whole night cleaning the home from top to bottom while she sat on the sofa watching big brother!!!!!!
i don't think women should have the vote, they shouldn't be allowed to drive and they should just do as they're told when they're
told and the same goes with the children too
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Originally posted by marcyboy
i don't think women should have the vote, they shouldn't be allowed to drive and they should just do as they're told when they're told
I've found it best to set jobs as being his/hers. I can't iron, so she does that. She can't wash up properly so I do this. That's
about all I do though. But I do have to do all the fixing of things she breaks, so it kinda evens out. Ish.
My missus is crap at cleanin and cookin but I wouldnt change her for the world.
My mum had me ironong and cooking for myself by 13 it was hard then but looking back made me helish indipendant
Ironing is good especially while half watching F1.
Cleaning aint too bad 5 hours 1 evening a week job done .( spend 3 times that tinkering driving my kit car )
Regards Agriv8
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Originally posted by Agriv8
Ironing is good especially while half watching F1.
Regards Agriv8
i dont posses any ironing implements but i do like cooking,i know some men who cant even make tea
yup chores should be shared out and both sides should learn to do everything (except ironing)
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Originally posted by Fozzie
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Originally posted by marcyboy
i don't think women should have the vote, they shouldn't be allowed to drive and they should just do as they're told when they're told
You aren't by any chance 'henpecked/under the thumb' are you Marc?........
Thats a stock reaction and reply of one who is....
Fozzie
i'm lazy, i have my washing collected (good work colthing only) washed iron and delivered back for 80p per item
bonus
i live by myself and have done for the last 5 years, no girlfriend (only ever 1 had that was for 4 months and was 2.5 years ago, i am not gay), so i
have to iron my own cloths, but been lazy i iron my work shirt just before i leave for work. i cannot cook as my oven as i never wired the thing up
and have now used the fuse for the garage (in fact everthing is still in the oven still tied up including the instructions,)but i do have a grille
microwave which has a great pizza setting.
i use a dishwasher to wash my plates. i go on holiday by myself, including skiing in canada, florida about 6 times, LA hawaii.
i go to concerts by self, madge, robbie, kyle, bon jovi*2, jacko, janet jackson, duran duran, take that (cannot belive i have just said that) and
tickets for george michael (honest i am not gay).
i go to the pictures by myself (thank god for internet bookings as least i do not have to phone and ask for a ticket for 1).
so for all you blokes complaing about women do not it, can be a very lonely place been single.
[Edited on 22/7/06 by Aboardman]
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Originally posted by Aboardman
i live by myself and have done for the last 5 years, no girlfriend ....., i am not gay ......
i go to concerts by self, madge, robbie, kyle, bon jovi*2, jacko, janet jackson, duran duran, take that (cannot belive i have just said that) and tickets for george michael..............................................(honest i am not gay).
[Edited on 22/7/06 by Aboardman]
what no erasure or pet shop boys