Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 07:14 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by fesycresy
You married the wrong girl 
Brian, I have got to agree with fesycresy there.
Your boss married the wrong one.....
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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BKLOCO
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 07:28 PM |
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Maybe it's just that times have changed eh?
The poor old bugger's probably dead now...
Wonder if he ever did empty the jar????
quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
quote:
Originally posted by fesycresy
You married the wrong girl
Brian, I have got to agree with fesycresy there.
Your boss married the wrong one.....
Fozzie
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!!! 
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Simon
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 07:52 PM |
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John,
Show her where the lawn mower/strimmer etc are kept, paint tins etc etc and give her instruction on how to use if required,
Fozzie, my missus has said our two boys are not leaving home until they can iron.
I told here where to get off, as they probably wouldn't leave, in that case.
Oh yeah, they are 3 11/12 and 5 7/12th years old
ATB
Simon
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stevec
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 08:34 PM |
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In the marrige vows, when the woman says "I do" It is short for,
"I DO NOT GIVE HEAD ANYMORE"
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 09:21 PM |
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Nearly 4 and just over 5 1/2 years?.....just right to start learning,
Mrs Simon has the right idea...did the same with 2 of my boys, being determined that they would have no excuse whatsoever, to come home with washing
once they had left, and that they could at least cook.. no excuse to come home to be fed either!
And before any of you start.....I also taught my daughter to change an electric plug, put 'flat-pack' furniture together, and paint and
wallpaper....and NO she is not 'available'
Ya lazy loada of nambie-pambies...
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 09:25 PM |
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Ya lazy loada of nambie-pambies
Me?! Lazy?! It's the only thing I work hard at!
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matt.c
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 09:27 PM |
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Your girl sounds great
I just spent this whole night cleaning the home from top to bottom while she sat on the sofa watching big brother!!!!!!
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 09:45 PM |
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Silly boy, should've been out in the garage!
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 09:46 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by matt.c
Your girl sounds great
I just spent this whole night cleaning the home from top to bottom while she sat on the sofa watching big brother!!!!!!
Oooer, sorry to hear that! 
As you have probably gathered, I am a great believer in both guys and gals doing their fair share of all chores around the house.
Big Brother? Ye Gods, I didn't think anyone watched that! Oh well.....
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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marcyboy
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 09:53 PM |
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i don't think women should have the vote, they shouldn't be allowed to drive and they should just do as they're told when
they're told and the same goes with the children too
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 10:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
i don't think women should have the vote, they shouldn't be allowed to drive and they should just do as they're told when
they're told and the same goes with the children too
You aren't by any chance 'henpecked/under the thumb' are you Marc?........
Thats a stock reaction and reply of one who is....
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 10:21 PM |
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I've found it best to set jobs as being his/hers. I can't iron, so she does that. She can't wash up properly so I do this.
That's about all I do though. But I do have to do all the fixing of things she breaks, so it kinda evens out. Ish.
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Agriv8
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 11:17 PM |
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My missus is crap at cleanin and cookin but I wouldnt change her for the world.
My mum had me ironong and cooking for myself by 13 it was hard then but looking back made me helish indipendant
Ironing is good especially while half watching F1.
Cleaning aint too bad 5 hours 1 evening a week job done .( spend 3 times that tinkering driving my kit car )
Regards Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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Simon
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 11:47 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
Ironing is good especially while half watching F1.
Regards Agriv8
It's definately more interesting than F1 - and that's from someone who hasn't ironed anything in, errr ever
ATB
Simon
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 22/7/06 at 07:18 AM |
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i dont posses any ironing implements but i do like cooking,i know some men who cant even make tea
yup chores should be shared out and both sides should learn to do everything (except ironing)
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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marcyboy
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| posted on 22/7/06 at 07:41 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
i don't think women should have the vote, they shouldn't be allowed to drive and they should just do as they're told when
they're told and the same goes with the children too
You aren't by any chance 'henpecked/under the thumb' are you Marc?........
Thats a stock reaction and reply of one who is....
Fozzie
i'm a lot of things fozzie...but i don't think henpecked is one of 'em
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graememk
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| posted on 22/7/06 at 07:41 AM |
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i'm lazy, i have my washing collected (good work colthing only) washed iron and delivered back for 80p per item
bonus
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Aboardman
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| posted on 22/7/06 at 08:09 AM |
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i live by myself and have done for the last 5 years, no girlfriend (only ever 1 had that was for 4 months and was 2.5 years ago, i am not gay), so i
have to iron my own cloths, but been lazy i iron my work shirt just before i leave for work. i cannot cook as my oven as i never wired the thing up
and have now used the fuse for the garage (in fact everthing is still in the oven still tied up including the instructions,)but i do have a grille
microwave which has a great pizza setting.
i use a dishwasher to wash my plates. i go on holiday by myself, including skiing in canada, florida about 6 times, LA hawaii.
i go to concerts by self, madge, robbie, kyle, bon jovi*2, jacko, janet jackson, duran duran, take that (cannot belive i have just said that) and
tickets for george michael (honest i am not gay).
i go to the pictures by myself (thank god for internet bookings as least i do not have to phone and ask for a ticket for 1).
so for all you blokes complaing about women do not it, can be a very lonely place been single.
[Edited on 22/7/06 by Aboardman]
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Lawnmower
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| posted on 22/7/06 at 04:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Aboardman
i live by myself and have done for the last 5 years, no girlfriend ....., i am not gay ......
i go to concerts by self, madge, robbie, kyle, bon jovi*2, jacko, janet jackson, duran duran, take that (cannot belive i have just said that) and
tickets for george michael..............................................(honest i am not gay).
[Edited on 22/7/06 by Aboardman]
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Denial
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marcyboy
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| posted on 22/7/06 at 08:21 PM |
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what no erasure or pet shop boys
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