theconrodkid
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women
my g/f has only been here since 9am today,already she has thrown my curtains in the washing machine,folded and put all my clothes away,evicted my
priceless collection of spiders,washed the windows and is curently washing down the paintwork.....are they all like this? 
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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marcotuinenburg
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 03:30 PM |
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haha, uhh no
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Lawnmower
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 03:39 PM |
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Shouldn't you be at work?
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 03:43 PM |
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even us menials get holidays
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Spyderman
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 03:53 PM |
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No, they are definately not all like that!
If you have a good one then hang on to her!
You may even want to hire her out to others with less particular partners! 
Spyderman
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donut
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:04 PM |
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When she's finished round your house she can start on mine!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Danozeman
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:06 PM |
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sounds like you should marry her. The only time my missus has ever done that was the week before she had our baby!!
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chockymonster
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:11 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Danozeman
sounds like you should marry her. The only time my missus has ever done that was the week before she had our baby!!
Ahh!
You're falling into that trap  It's funny how things like house cleaning, cooking, and other womanly duties stop getting done once the
wedding ring is worn/
/ducks to avoid comments about sexism
PLEASE NOTE - Responses on Forum Threads may contain Sarcasm and may not be suitable for the hard of Thinking.
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:16 PM |
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I'd try and keep hold for now. I'm getting married in sept and the missus hasn't ironed a single thing all year! Not that it'd
make any difference to my clothes mind. They seem to crumple up as I put them on.
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Lawnmower
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:31 PM |
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Was she been really noisy while cleaning? if she was it means get off that effing computer and help me do this instead.
of course she wont say that, will just keep dropping less sutbtle hints.
quote:
Originally posted by chockymonster
Ahh!
You're falling into that trap It's funny how things like house cleaning, cooking, and other womanly duties stop getting done once the
wedding ring is worn/
/ducks to avoid comments about sexism
So what 'womenly duties' aren't you getting then?
[Edited on 21/7/06 by Lawnmower]
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graememk
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:40 PM |
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my other half cleans not stop. then i walk in and wash my garage hands in the kichen sink and make the new white towels all dirty, give her something
to do...... bless her xxx he he he
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:43 PM |
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Get rid of her John if she hasn't cooked you a meal yet . Tell her the cleaning can wait !
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coozer
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 04:55 PM |
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This is how they are all made, but just like everything else only few do it. just remember it doesn't last so take the most of it as you can
now.
Don't forget to show her the kitchen as well!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 05:18 PM |
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Jeeze Johnik thats come around quick! 
Welcome to Jo-ski
I dunno some of you guys! 
You get a ring on a girls finger, then you turn into helpless children that are incapable of even picking up your own dirty socks etc off the floor,
forget where the kettle is and how to use it..
And then.......you can't work out why the wife/g/f gets sooo pi**ed off....
tee-hee
Fozzie 
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 05:25 PM |
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quote:
You get a ring on a girls finger, then you turn into helpless children that are incapable of even picking up your own dirty socks etc off the floor,
forget where the kettle is and how to use it
That's assuming we knew how to do it in the first place!
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 05:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DIY Si
quote:
You get a ring on a girls finger, then you turn into helpless children that are incapable of even picking up your own dirty socks etc off the floor,
forget where the kettle is and how to use it
That's assuming we knew how to do it in the first place!
So very true.........
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 05:32 PM |
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Well, not saying we're all rubbish. Just most of us! And I for one know how to use a kettle, but only because the missus refuses to get me
coffee before 11am on a saturday.
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 05:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DIY Si
Well, not saying we're all rubbish. Just most of us! And I for one know how to use a kettle, but only because the missus refuses to get me
coffee before 11am on a saturday.
Well done that man! A true hero!
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 06:00 PM |
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My Mrs has had tea in bed every morning this week if she wanted it or not!
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 06:07 PM |
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oh and she broke the hoover
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 06:15 PM |
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Would it not be easier being gay, or becoming a monk?!
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BKLOCO
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 06:57 PM |
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Slightly off topic but what the heck.
To all you guys that are planning on getting married.....
An old boss of mine when I was an apprenticle once came out with this gem of wisdom....
Every time you have sex before you are married put a bean in a jar....
Once married every time you have sex take one out....
You'll die before you empty the jar....
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!!! 
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 07:05 PM |
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a monk?you been looking at my reclining hairstyle si?
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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fesycresy
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 07:06 PM |
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You married the wrong girl
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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DIY Si
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| posted on 21/7/06 at 07:12 PM |
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Reclining hair? Couldn't tell before, all I could see was a slightly fuzzy head!
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