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3GEComponents

posted on 12/1/07 at 12:40 PM Reply With Quote
Ideal job predictor

I always knew i was too good for the job i am doing.


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nib1980

posted on 12/1/07 at 12:44 PM Reply With Quote
well aparrently I'm in a land far far away?
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smart51

posted on 12/1/07 at 12:46 PM Reply With Quote
My dad's ideal job is Satan.
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3GEComponents

posted on 12/1/07 at 12:48 PM Reply With Quote
My brothers a Ho, so it's quite accurate!


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oily85

posted on 12/1/07 at 12:54 PM Reply With Quote
Mine is a rally car driver, not bad
My boss's name came up as God

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macnab

posted on 12/1/07 at 01:01 PM Reply With Quote
My sister job would be a 'brain surgeon' oh yeah right

Satan’s a 'super hero'

Gods an 'Alien Investigator'

and a Melon's a 'Top Gun Pilot'

Very impressive tool, not

[Edited on 12/1/07 by macnab]






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jlparsons

posted on 12/1/07 at 01:16 PM Reply With Quote
Apparently I am the emporer of all the world. This i can dig





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Hammerhead

posted on 12/1/07 at 01:24 PM Reply With Quote
Cowboy ?!






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graememk

posted on 12/1/07 at 01:25 PM Reply With Quote
shoplifter.........nice






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macnab

posted on 12/1/07 at 01:40 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jlparsons
Apparently I am the emporer of all the world. This i can dig


hey that's my current job!






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I love speed :-P

posted on 12/1/07 at 01:46 PM Reply With Quote
I am a Dodgem Driver





Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition

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Nick Skidmore

posted on 12/1/07 at 02:11 PM Reply With Quote
Playing for Aberdeen!!
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DIY Si

posted on 12/1/07 at 02:14 PM Reply With Quote
I'm a superhero and the wife's a Palaeontologist! Interesting combination!





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Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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stevec

posted on 12/1/07 at 02:51 PM Reply With Quote
Rabbit slayer!
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SeaBass

posted on 12/1/07 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
I'm the President lol






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akumabito

posted on 12/1/07 at 03:21 PM Reply With Quote
Real name: Prime Minister
Internet Alias: Jungle Explorer

Girlfriend's real name: Funeral Director
Her nickname: Air Stewardess

lol, I wish I was a jungle explorer! That would be awesome!

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DIY Si

posted on 12/1/07 at 03:31 PM Reply With Quote
Hurrah, just used the wife's full name, and she's a porn star!





“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War

My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/

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3GEComponents

posted on 12/1/07 at 04:21 PM Reply With Quote
Hey Si, result!
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RazMan

posted on 12/1/07 at 04:28 PM Reply With Quote
Apparently I'm a Village Idiot and swmbo's a Dodgem Driver !

No change there then

[Edited on 12-1-07 by RazMan]





Cheers,
Raz

When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box

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t.j.

posted on 12/1/07 at 04:31 PM Reply With Quote
Retail Store Manager

Not bad, now what is that salary?

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RoadkillUK

posted on 12/1/07 at 04:48 PM Reply With Quote
Spinster with Cats !!

I need comfort, where my kitty





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www.bradford7.co.uk
Latest Picture (14 Sept 2014)

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PaulBuz

posted on 12/1/07 at 04:52 PM Reply With Quote
porn star:





ATB
Paul

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Spyderman

posted on 12/1/07 at 05:02 PM Reply With Quote
How did it know ???

I'm a Professional Hippy





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Marcus

posted on 12/1/07 at 05:21 PM Reply With Quote
Saw this a couple of years ago. Showed it to a colleague and he asked me to email it to him. I did, but changed the spreadsheet so that it came up with TWAT for every name. He forwarded it to his boss without looking - that was an interesting day at work





Marcus


Because kits are for girls!!

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Browser

posted on 12/1/07 at 06:10 PM Reply With Quote
"What you're doing now"
Fab!






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