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TGR-ECOSSE

posted on 10/9/07 at 07:45 PM Reply With Quote
I rear ended a car this morning...

I rear ended a car this morning...
I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy".
I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's when the fight started!!!






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David Jenkins

posted on 10/9/07 at 08:08 PM Reply With Quote


Now, that appeals to my silly sense of humour!






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Peteff

posted on 10/9/07 at 09:50 PM Reply With Quote
It always surprised me that none of them were called Shorty.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Confused but excited.

posted on 10/9/07 at 10:23 PM Reply With Quote
Oh shit! Nearly choked PMSL!





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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RoadkillUK

posted on 11/9/07 at 04:58 PM Reply With Quote
I literally laughed out loud Thanks





Roadkill - Lee
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Spyderman

posted on 15/9/07 at 05:45 PM Reply With Quote
Oh dear, I cried with laughter at that!

My kids came running to see what was so funny, but needed it explaining to them when I had calmed down.





Spyderman

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