10% of all web orders at the moment

Ok if you are a spider i suppose as it saves doing it yourself....

You got your wit knob turned up full tonight? Or just to half?

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You got your wit knob turned up full tonight? Or just to half?

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Udderly funny though relatively speaking of course

Lots of fun to be had between the mistall and the milking parlour, and don't forget that Golden Teat is tax deductible as a business expense.

Not only tax deductable,but soothing as well. Thank you Mr Gazza,my friend from Gulval will be most relieved.

will it soothe horns that have been polked?

You will need some udder balm for that

Depends on the species.

Who the udsil are Europa?

6 toed pinkpube i think

OOO crikey they sell things like lights

What,car related stuff? I thought this was a calf related forum. I must take the home made cheese earplugs out.

Hey Triton.... May I enquire what a 6 toed pinkpube is?

I'll stick to the farm products then.

I blame me father, he weaned me on cow cake.

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Hey Triton.... May I enquire what a 6 toed pinkpube is?

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Cow cake! hope it wasn't those ones that are crusty on top and a tad runny

That's a farmers frisbee.

Might be one of them there blue smarties in disguise?

mand

More cheeeeese gromit...oooppps there goes a n air biscuit.......

Might be one of them there blue smarties in disguise?

mand


No,they are blue.


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Thay's cattle feed pellet to you towney folken. Don't take the wee until you believe brothers.

I said p i s s .

So are cowpats naked!

Uddersfield!
Perfect.

Sorta takes the edge off things when it changes words

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Uddersfield!
Perfect.

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I know the way to Oldham as well.

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I think this post got a wee bit hijacked,...oopps

Justice was served on me at 8am this morning by next door neighbour playing bob the bloody builder with his hammer drill and biggest lump hammer he could find.

Still makes perfect sense to me.

Me too but sometimes i have to explain things to myself

Left hand gets confused with the right hand and the bit in the middle gets in a right old state...

But always remember Nottingham Wrexham .