http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Infrared-Thermometer-New-Infra-red_W0QQitemZ5853741386QQcategoryZ14954QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Bought one of these, cheap as chips!

Only measures to 200 degs but good enough to check accuracy of temp gauge and thermostat in car. Also scares me as to the heat loss through a timber door and conservatory. Can also be used to check for binding brakes. Endless possabilities and CHEAP!

that vendor has loads of interesting stuff.

I was about to take the p!ss and then I saw this.............
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Giant-lifesize-6-foot-cardboard-Lara-Croft-stand-up_W0QQitemZ6473214579QQcategoryZ53593QQcmdZViewItem

so where will she go then matey...next to the stocks or those shackles on the wall in the corner..

It would be in the bedroom very briefly before going to the divorce court as exhibit a.

Always glue her to the inside of the toilet door and make out the light only works when you go in there.....she would never see it then

Knowing my track record with wiring I think that's quite likely.

On the roof lining in the "Tifino workshop" then?....so when you drag youself from under the car there she is.....

Errr.....there's a life size Kylie poster for there.

COOOOL Kylie....ummmmm

Going to steal that oriental staffer and pin her on the wall as well then

Is that the Kylie in Falmouth that I know?

Doing a sterling job of keeping my missus sane....about 4ft nothing and drop dead gorgeous

Kylie lives in my head as well as Falmouth then?....wow

Find out when that nurse is on duty!