Just found these, They do Willeys aswell,
Bit of a laugh for a Chrismas party.
Good site for pressys aswell.

http://www.shop.edirectory.co.uk/presentfinder/1306/mig/d/after+dinner+chocolate+nipples/pid/2223309

Available in all good Ann Summers! To save on postage...

Havnt the guts to go in there

Just not pervy enough... Actually I usually get dragged in by the girlfriend...

David

Thats the difference between having a girlfriend and having a wife!

Iv been in there loads of times. Once when i was in there a woman was hovering round the vibraters and a shop assistant came and started describing the advantages/disavantages of each one, what spots they touched etc. Quite interesting.

That depends on the wife you have.
My missus bought her mate a big chocky willie for her birthday, but didn't give it to her until we were waiting for the main course in the restaraunt.
You should have seen her face after she squealed and realised everyone had turned around to see what the noise was about and saw her holding an 8" willie in front of her face!
I thought I was going to choke to death laughing.
Been together 34 years and she is my best mate and I'm still madly in love with her.
Mush over, back to our regular programme.

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Once when i was in there a woman was hovering round the vibraters and a shop assistant came and started describing the advantages/disavantages of each one, what spots they touched etc. Quite interest
My list of future projects just keeps growing.

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Hmmmmm!

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Aboardman - 30/10/06 at 09:48 PM

my mum used to a rep for ann summers and i remember coming home, it find my mum in the front room with a load of vibrators stood up on the floor and she was throwing rings over them trying to make up a new party game.
and we used to have plenty of chocolate willies in the fridge.

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robinbastd - 30/10/06 at 09:58 PM

Same thing, a pound cheaper, free postage AND if any locostbuilder forum member orders spends over a tenner I'll chuck in a freebie. Just mention your forum name in the messages box at checkout.


http://www.smuttygifts.com/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=126


Absolutely everything to do with me.

Ian


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Deckman001 - 30/10/06 at 10:09 PM

I wondered how long it would take you to post a reply !!

Jason

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donut - 31/10/06 at 08:04 AM

I live just up the road from the Anne Summers factory/HQ and when ever i tell people where i live they always say 'oh near Anne Summers!' And i say NO! near Caterham Cars!!!

[Edited on 31/10/06 by donut]

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Peteff - 31/10/06 at 01:03 PM

Between the devil and the deep blue sea Andy, not sure which is which though.

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Confused but excited. - 31/10/06 at 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by donut
I live just up the road from the Anne Summers factory/HQ and when ever i tell people where i live they always say 'oh near Anne Summers!' And i say NO! near Caterham Cars!!!

[Edited on 31/10/06 by donut]

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Can't believe that you admit to living near Caterham Cars!

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JamJah - 3/11/06 at 11:34 AM

Tried doing Mr Champion's method of rummaging in their bins yet?

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