This is magic

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in
Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in
Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the
way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in
that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no,
it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?

brilliant!

I love it!

Hilarious!

Ah it's the dog food making me do that, before starting the diet I couldn't bend enough either!