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02GF74

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:37 PM Reply With Quote
well I never .... who would have ever thought it

just made some angel delight, pour powder from packet, add milk and whisk and thought I'd look at the ingredients on the reverse.

propane 1,2 diol esters of fatty acide, yum, my favourite.

but it states:Allergy Advice: Contains Milk*

* Comes from the added milk.

WTF ??






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blakep82

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:40 PM Reply With Quote
my favourite stupid advice is the ones on the peas
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_4AyfSYSBl3Y/SnZ9_uLzpmI/AAAAAAAAAfI/chSOiQYU7vI/DSC01548.JPG

look at the very bottom right hand corner lol





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roadrunner

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:44 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
my favourite stupid advice is the ones on the peas
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_4AyfSYSBl3Y/SnZ9_uLzpmI/AAAAAAAAAfI/chSOiQYU7vI/DSC01548.JPG

look at the very bottom right hand corner lol

I cant read it.

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blakep82

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:47 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
my favourite stupid advice is the ones on the peas
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_4AyfSYSBl3Y/SnZ9_uLzpmI/AAAAAAAAAfI/chSOiQYU7vI/DSC01548.JPG

look at the very bottom right hand corner lol

I cant read it.


serving suggestion. its just a big bowl of peas!





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Mark Allanson

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:47 PM Reply With Quote
I have noticed that a few things which had water as the primary ingredient, now list 'aqua' - what is aqua if not water, and why the change?





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cd.thomson

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:48 PM Reply With Quote
click on the picture roadrunner and it becomes bigger!

i wouldnt worry about the esters of fatty acid... thats just a posh way of saying processed fats





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balidey

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:52 PM Reply With Quote
I bought an air powered nail gun from Alda a while ago. It came in a plastic box and inside it was wrapped in a plastic bag. The bag was printed with 'warning, plastic bags can be dangerous'.





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scudderfish

posted on 12/5/10 at 07:53 PM Reply With Quote
I chuckle every time I see Nytol with "warning, may cause drowsiness". Bloody well hope so, that's why I bought them!
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02GF74

posted on 12/5/10 at 08:08 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82

serving suggestion. its just a big bowl of peas!


.... actually that is one of my pet hates too.

tin of sardines, sardines taken out of tin and placed on a plate .... as the serving suggestion.

Pah, I eat them straight from the tin!! Anarchy or what?






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flak monkey

posted on 12/5/10 at 08:15 PM Reply With Quote
We had a bag of monkey nuts in the office yesterday.

Usual warning was there 'contents may contain nuts'

But it also had:

'produced in a factory which processes nuts'

Well no shi7 sherlock!

As for the Aqua thing, its an international standard set by INCI (International Nomenclature for Cosmetic Ingredients) so you would normally see it on make up or shampoo etc.

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02GF74

posted on 12/5/10 at 08:18 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by flak monkey
We had a bag of monkey nuts in the office yesterday.

Usual warning was there 'contents may contain nuts'




hate to spoil the comedy effect but monkey nuts, aka peanuts are not nuts per se but legumes, members of the bean family.

sorry.






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iank

posted on 12/5/10 at 08:23 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
Originally posted by flak monkey
We had a bag of monkey nuts in the office yesterday.

Usual warning was there 'contents may contain nuts'




hate to spoil the comedy effect but monkey nuts, aka peanuts are not nuts per se but legumes, members of the bean family.

sorry.


Yep and a very few people are allergic to nuts but not peanuts.

p.s. been watching too much QI on Dave again





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flak monkey

posted on 12/5/10 at 08:59 PM Reply With Quote
There's always a smart arse!

Makes a change from it being me I spose!

We did get a guy in the office last week...

'How do pineapples grow?'





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bi22le

posted on 12/5/10 at 09:44 PM Reply With Quote
How do pineapples grow?

Slowly!





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wilkingj

posted on 12/5/10 at 10:00 PM Reply With Quote
And theres me thinking the the joke was Flak MONKEY eating MONKEY NUTS.

Did I miss something?






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SteveWalker

posted on 13/5/10 at 07:50 AM Reply With Quote
I find the instructions on specifically children's medication amusing - "Do not drive or operate machinery." I'll have to keep them away from their toy trains then!
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donny

posted on 13/5/10 at 09:23 AM Reply With Quote
There was a teenager in Tesco's yesterday looking at big tvs. See asked her dad 'What does 1080 mean - is that the price?'....for real.
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skinned knuckles

posted on 13/5/10 at 09:45 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by iank
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
Originally posted by flak monkey
We had a bag of monkey nuts in the office yesterday.

Usual warning was there 'contents may contain nuts'




hate to spoil the comedy effect but monkey nuts, aka peanuts are not nuts per se but legumes, members of the bean family.

sorry.


Yep and a very few people are allergic to nuts but not peanuts.

p.s. been watching too much QI on Dave again


i am assuming that no monkeys were harmed during the harvesting of these nuts?





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02GF74

posted on 13/5/10 at 12:45 PM Reply With Quote
dunno, have we heard from Flak today?






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