A man & a woman who had never met before, & were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk & she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down & gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet  to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'

'Good', she replied. 'Get your own f**** blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Brilliant

superb