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02GF74 - 6/3/09 at 02:09 PM

... before you spot it (don't be eating or dirnking at the time)


Scotty - 6/3/09 at 02:53 PM

took a little while


DarrenW - 6/3/09 at 02:55 PM

Good name.


MikeCapon - 6/3/09 at 03:07 PM

You'd have thought that Mr and Mrs M would have given more care and thought to choosing the name of that poor child.

PMSL


iank - 6/3/09 at 04:12 PM

Cough splutter


adam1985 - 6/3/09 at 07:04 PM

ha ha thats funny listening to local radio the other day and the traffic reporter was phil mc cann


mistergrumpy - 6/3/09 at 07:35 PM

Phil McCann? I don't get it. I've heard of Phil McCrackin.
When I bought my last car from the dealers there was a lad working on the servicing desk called Adam Hole. He had a name plaque thing "Mr A Hole"


carpmart - 6/3/09 at 07:47 PM

Brilliant!


Meeerrrk - 6/3/09 at 08:04 PM

thats classic.

theres actually another too

chuck donaghay.... chucked on a ghay

lol


David Jenkins - 6/3/09 at 08:23 PM

Many years ago I worked with Michael Hunt... we called him Mike...


Meeerrrk - 6/3/09 at 08:47 PM

thats unfortunate.


GeorgeM - 6/3/09 at 09:30 PM

once knew someone called Pauline Enis


handyandy - 6/3/09 at 09:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
Many years ago I worked with Michael Hunt... we called him Mike...


hi , i was once a sales rep & had an appt to see a mr mike hunt, he was the buyer/boss of the distribution arm of a tractor type firm in your area, is this the same guy, i felt slightly awkward asking the pretty receptionist that i,m there to see mike hunt, genuine!!

my ex mrs before we married her surname was Brown & her mum was called Teresa,
i always thought they were green??? except in autumn

my mother went to school , in the 40.s with a girl called Anette Kurtin, sad or what.
lol, i promise all these are true.


David Jenkins - 6/3/09 at 10:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Meeerrrk
thats unfortunate.


One one side of our office we had a help desk - one day a girl got a call and she turned round to shout "I'm looking for Mike Hunt - has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" - until the girl next to her beat her with a cushion until she stopped shouting...


handyandy - 6/3/09 at 10:22 PM

reminds me of the movie "porky,s", she was cute tho,


RK - 7/3/09 at 03:34 AM

I must be very demented, because I just don't see what you are seeing. I get M. Hunt but the others don't register...


dogwood - 7/3/09 at 08:57 AM

Minge = Vagina, fanny, pussy, C**t, etc etc


donut - 7/3/09 at 09:58 AM

Brilliant!


JUD - 7/3/09 at 05:13 PM

My surname is Hunt, and as my first initial is M I always got the "Mike Hunt" line. Even from the police, but that is another story...

However one day somebody remarked that it was just as well my first name was not Isaac. Hadn't heard that before and I have to say it still makes me smile today.

Martin


handyandy - 7/3/09 at 08:20 PM

quote:
Originally posted by dogwood
Minge = Vagina, fanny, pussy, C**t, etc etc



may i just add that the word "fanny" in the USA is slang for bottom / bum /ar$e, not sure if means the same in Canada tho.

so it may not be inline with the subject matter

blushes


MikeRJ - 8/3/09 at 02:23 AM

quote:
Originally posted by handyandy

may i just add that the word "fanny" in the USA is slang for bottom / bum /ar$e, not sure if mea


My daughter was watching the cartoon "Ben 10" today when one of the characters announced they'd "landed on their fanny". Sounds very wrong!


dogwood - 8/3/09 at 08:17 AM

Reminds me of Captain Pugwash.....

Seaman Stains and Master Bates....

True...

UK Kids program, for you guys across the water


clairetoo - 8/3/09 at 09:01 AM

quote:
Originally posted by dogwood
Reminds me of Captain Pugwash.....

Seaman Stains and Master Bates....

True...



Not true.............another urban myth I believe


splitrivet - 8/3/09 at 09:31 AM

One of my customers is a Richard Head dont think anyone abbreviates it to Dick , even though he is one.
Cheers
Bob


matt_claydon - 8/3/09 at 10:03 AM

quote:
Originally posted by dogwood
Reminds me of Captain Pugwash.....

Seaman Stains and Master Bates....

True...

UK Kids program, for you guys across the water


Nope, not true, just an urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp


dogwood - 8/3/09 at 02:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by matt_claydon

Nope, not true, just an urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp



I know...
But it makes a good myth...
How many of you googled it just to check..
"Master Mate"....lol

David


liam.mccaffrey - 8/3/09 at 03:46 PM

My wife knows a guy called "dwayne pipe" I nearly wet myself when she told me

[Edited on 8/3/09 by liam.mccaffrey]


handyandy - 8/3/09 at 05:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
My wife knows a guy called "dwayne pipe" I nearly wet myself when she told me

[Edited on 8/3/09 by liam.mccaffrey]


oh how embarrassing, you really gotta feel for that guy, i,m sorry but i,d change my name if that was me.

i once knew a guy called Matt White & he was a painter & decorator


b16mts - 8/3/09 at 08:22 PM

I used to work for Mr C Dick.

my wife had a new guy with questionable sexuality start at her place called Mr Hole. they got so excited to find out if his name was Andrew that they checked his payslip when it arrived. to their dissapointment his first name is Matthew,

Although that does mean his full title is Mr M T Hole!!

i swear on my kitcars life this is true


MikeCapon - 9/3/09 at 08:24 AM

When I worked at Rover (Cowley) in the '70s we had an electrician whose name was D C Sparks.

A few good ones have turned up as race driver pseudonyms over the years. Again in the '70s one of the quicker (motorcycle) production race guys was Eccles Cayke.

And once when racing a car at Ingliston; in the programme, there was a Sunbeam Stilleto driven by one Hugh Jarse. Rumours that his girlfreind's name was Norma Stitts proved unfounded.


02GF74 - 9/3/09 at 08:30 AM

someone I know went to school with a Miss France, parents decided to name her Paris.


smouldin - 9/3/09 at 12:50 PM

I used to work in an engineering firm a few years ago.

One of the guys was called John Hole. Not that funny in itself, but his wife was called Joy........


pbura - 9/3/09 at 02:02 PM

True story: A friend of my wife's was in a maternity ward, having a baby. Her roommate named her child Nosmo King.

After a sign on the wall.


Andi - 9/3/09 at 09:30 PM

I got hit by a truck years ago and was referred to a specialist at Stoke on Trent General called Dr Corpse!!!!!!!!
(though he pronounced it cor I still wished I could have seen someone else)


Ninehigh - 14/3/09 at 09:48 PM

One time at school I told the supply teacher my name was Benjamin Dover. Unfortunately that teacher then stayed on and for about a year didn't twig until I was stood in front of the Headmaster explaining why I lied about my name...


David Jenkins - 14/3/09 at 10:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Andi
I got hit by a truck years ago and was referred to a specialist at Stoke on Trent General called Dr Corpse!!!!!!!!
(though he pronounced it cor I still wished I could have seen someone else)


My sister-in-law (a consultant anaesthetist who ran a hospital A&E dept) once studied with another student who had the surname D'Eath... and yes, he did become a doctor...

Note: D'Eath is not an unusual surname in France - not common, but there are a few about.