This one is for everyone who...
A) has kids
B) had kids
C) was a kid
D) knows a kid
E) is going to have kids..
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS:

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
Pretending to eat them..

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a dev astated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my bogey?'

You little liar
I've noticed it's hard to get a joke on LCB now that hasn't been told before.

Doh!