I'm not normally suspicious but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected that special resin into her crack.........

............she hasn't even got a car!!

Could have been worse, could have been a Kwik fit fitter.

I thought the crack filling was just a ruse to get invited back and always insisted on pulling it out and shoving a new one in.

Very funny!

Brilliant!