I think we've all been there or thereabouts at some point
And all that's going through your mind is to shut your eyes and curl up ready to pass out
There's nothing like a tough challenge when you've had one or three too many...
[Edited on 28/4/10 by David Jenkins]
Trainers all the way, they don't fall off
Fool - he won't be able to drive wearing flip-flops! 
Prat.
Me teetotal (23 years), so more self righteous that the rest
We have a bloke at work who sometimes comes in not far off that state. Considering the type of work we do (with powertools) we politely tell him to f
off and he won't be paid.
ATB
Simon
There was a guy just like that on Brighton beach the other day, it was hyterical, the whole beach was laughing at him, it was like gravity was working
on him in a completely different way