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Married how long????
pewe - 3/2/11 at 05:25 PM

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything but your p*nis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on "You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new p*nis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly £1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So, the doctor says, You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over 17 years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?
"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.


"We're getting granite worktops for the kitchen."


daviep - 3/2/11 at 05:30 PM


scootz - 3/2/11 at 05:34 PM


A1 - 3/2/11 at 06:13 PM

hehehe!


speedyxjs - 4/2/11 at 03:19 PM


Fozzie - 4/2/11 at 03:24 PM



Fozzie


Ninehigh - 4/2/11 at 07:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie


Fozzie


Were those worktops worth it?


Fozzie - 4/2/11 at 08:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie


Fozzie


Were those worktops worth it?


???????


pewe - 7/2/11 at 09:26 AM

Ninehigh, rumour has it that he spent £12,000 but not on work-tops trouble was he couldn't remember why he'd spent it (ageist joke!)
Cheers, Pewe