Clown!
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Saw a lot more gruesome videos at the NCB.. Safety films they were called, showing long hair dudes getting their scalps ripped of in lathes and peeps getting hands flattened in presses.. got the word home OK!!
That looks like natural selection in progress to me. It may have 'fake' written all over it, but he's still a fur-lined ocean-going 24 carat gold-plated prat.