The following 2 links depress me...
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/07/this-terrifying-killing-machine-can-loiter-for-six-hours-before-attacking-its-target-like-a-mad-hawk/
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/07/these-five-men-volunteered-to-let-a-nuke-explode-over-them/
The first is miraculous engineering, but so scary. The second is just... stupid.
Which is why I end up on this site so often, read only the sports pages in the newspaper, and never turn on the news on TV. If I could get somebody to do all the errands, I would go live on an island on the Pacific. I have one in mind as we speak, actually. An island, no idea how to find the Friday person.