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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
andyharding - 14/1/05 at 07:37 PM

Easy:

Just take the F out of safe and the F out of way.

JoelP - 14/1/05 at 08:09 PM

straight over my head that one...

stephen_gusterson - 14/1/05 at 08:13 PM

did you know why safeway had to sell up?

it was the sex scandal.

it seems that in sex lessons of the national curriculum, that kids were being told that it they were gonna make love, they should do it in a safe way




atb

steve

marcyboy - 14/1/05 at 09:02 PM

no effin' way

[Edited on 15/1/05 by marcyboy]

JoelP - 14/1/05 at 10:18 PM

a dead mouse once told me a better joke than that...

why did the mexican throw his wife under a train?

tequila...

now wheres me coat...

andyharding - 14/1/05 at 10:51 PM

quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
no effin' safe and no effin' way


"There's no f in way!" is the answer I was looking for but pretty close.

bob - 14/1/05 at 11:09 PM

joel

do mexicans make good carpet fitters

"underlay underlay"

well i laughed

JoelP - 15/1/05 at 08:18 AM

aye bob, me too my second favourite one that! after the frog joke (rolling stone)