So when we get to the motorway, North is left and South is right. We are going North, but we live up North, how do we get back home? Or, what junction did we want to come off at? 36. Well we've just passed 38. It didn't look that far on the map.

P.S. when you are coming back left and right are the other way round

[Edited on 27/1/05 by Peteff]

Or ALTERNATIVELY;

This place doesnt look right dearest, where are we on the map.
I dont know,
Why dont you know? You are the navigator.
Im not navigating now cos i feel sick and i cant understand the map.

Why does the BMW satnav have a female voice? Is it meant to inspire confidence????