He's got £500,000. Chris asks him the big question for 1 million.

PADDY, FOR £1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER"?
WAS IT, A, RONNIE BARKER...B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN...C, RONNIE CORBETT...OR...WAS IT D, RONNIE BIGGS"???

Paddy say's..."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"

Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

Paddy again say's.."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"

YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FREIND" say's Chris.

NO I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"

GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH £500,000." say's Chris.

BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER
WAS"

Paddy said "NO, I KNOW IT ANYWAY"

ARE YOU MAD" asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL"?

Paddy says, "I MIGHT BE MENTAL....BUT I'M NOT A GRASS".

Okay . . . for the furriners (such as I) among us, what's a "grass?"

Someone who gives up secrets.

a snout, snitch, squealer, an informant,

Stool pigeon

My next door neighbour

Got something you'd like to tell us Mr Strider

PS. We already know your neighbours a grass