Picture the scene Im doing a job in Edinburgh. Standing outside this Flat in a very expensive part of town. Walking towards me is this stunning Brunette page 3 material silicon in all the right places. She smiles and waves to me, I smile thinking yes your in there bigboy. This is the woman im here to do the job for. I follow her into the flat Nice i think to myself we talk i tell her what im going to do for her. She says "great will it take you long" "About an hour i don't like to rush things" i say. "Ill make some coffee" she says and makes her way into the kitchen. Oh the body im going to enjoy this. As she goes i make my way into the bedroom Within minutes shes back shes changed into some tight fitting clothes top unzipped to just below her cleavage. She hands me the coffee. What a view i think if i just act cool today will be my lucky day. I sip the coffee disaster its hot it goes down the wrong hole I cough I Fart It stinks Ive blown it. She zips up the top and walks away
Oh and the job i was there to do fix her bell

unlucky

Does her bell work now though?

Of course. I didn't have any more distractions

Just a shame its not you ringing it.