>Dave, sadly was born without ears, although successful in business this problem did annoy him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for
his company. He set up three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked him, "Do
you notice anything different about me?"
"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply. Dave did not appreciate his candour and threw him out of
the office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything
different about me?" "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears." Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his BSc (Hons). He was smart, handsome, and he
seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear Contact lenses, don't
you?" Dave was shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked. The young
man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f***ing ears!"
Stick to hairdressing andy
A bloke walked into a pub and asks the landlord if somebody called Geoff comes in regularly. Not recognising the name he asks for a description. He says Geoff is a short bloke about 5'. Doesn't ring any bells though, anything else. He's got a club foot, drags his right leg. No sorry. He's got a wierd left hand, looks like a claw. Still nothing. Patch over one eye. Still blank. As a last resort he says this Geoff has red hair. The landlord says, "why didn't you say you were looking for Ginner, he's in the other side."
Peteff - don't you have work to do? 