For the "fans" of the burb tartan.

dont know about you Mango but that "thing" is almost 3 fingers wide
I know i have big hands for such a small guy but i mean.... 3 fingers wide!!
Dont tell me it's a bit narrow

It says :

Made in U.S.A.
Medium

Birth control's the girl's responsibility if you're a real chav.

i heard that america dropped large condoms on vietnam as a demoralising tactic against the enemy.




they prob just blew em up and had a party

atb

steve

Anything to stop more chavs. I hate them so very much. I did get one with a snowball yesterday though which was fun.

Nice one Benzine

As heard outside one of my mates windows the other week:

Chav 1 - `January, February, March, May
Chav 2 - `Noooooooo! It`s January, February, March.............April, May

David

[Edited on 23/2/05 by flak monkey]

Overheard as I walked up the street the other day...

Essex Chavette to another:

"Well it's a Catch-2 situation, innit"

David