Lifted off the London Evening Standard web page...


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(Yes, it is Michael Schumacher)

[Edited on 4/3/05 by David Jenkins]

While your down there..........

i know where he wants to go today

''dis is wot i am '' an a*se

[Edited on 4/3/05 by barrie sharp]

Come on you bugger, give me the keys back, ive got a race to do!!


Or,

Can everyone be quiet while i record my new ringtone.

RUBENS quick,we can give her the old one/two!!!

Lets check if he really is a square head

Quick Rubens, one up the bum, no harm done!

OR

Quick Rubens, one up the bum, no babies!

[Edited on 4/3/05 by Northy]

and the woman bent over says...

"do you leave skidmarks on your underwear too?"