A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.



Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.



But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.



"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"



Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"



He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it ... you're going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."

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