The Great Scottish Love Poem

Of Course I Love Yi Darling You're A F***** Top Notch Bird
And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word

So Yer erse Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab

So Your Belly Isn'y Flat No More I Tell Yi I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Yi I Can Get My Arms Round There

No b*tch Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Yi Did Ya Best

I'm Tellin Yi The Truth Now I Never Tell Yi Lies
I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Yer Thighs

I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get

No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Ma f****** Beer!