whats green and smells of pork










Kermits finger


its an old un but its still funny

IYHO

What's brown and sticky and got 4 wheels?














A stick - I lied about the wheels.

A little girls first day at school, all dressed up with ringlets in her hair looking angelic and the teacher is asking names and family background questions. She says her name is Rose because on the day she was born her Daddy planted her Mummy a rose bush. Teacher says that's very nice and do you have any brothers or sisters. She says she has a little brother called Robin because on the day he was born Daddy was digging in the garden and a little robin settled on his spade looking for worms. Teacher says how nice these stories are and asks if they have any pets. Rose says yes we have a dog called Porky. Teacher says I bet that's because he likes sausages and Rose replies no it's because he fu(ks pigs miss.

I like it!