ROFLMAO 
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods.
Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate
embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then
he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt
ROFLMAO
hehe
Sounds familiar... My wife came home from work the other evening and came up to the bedroom. "Take off my shirt" she said. "Now take
off my skirt. Now take off my underwear."
"And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm leaving you!" 
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Originally posted by the JoKeR
Sounds familiar... My wife came home from work the other evening and came up to the bedroom. "Take off my shirt" she said. "Now take off my skirt. Now take off my underwear."
"And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm leaving you!"
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Originally posted by Hellfire
quote:
Originally posted by the JoKeR
Sounds familiar... My wife came home from work the other evening and came up to the bedroom. "Take off my shirt" she said. "Now take off my skirt. Now take off my underwear."
"And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm leaving you!"
So - are you coming out in public?
quote:
Originally posted by timf
quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
quote:
Originally posted by the JoKeR
Sounds familiar... My wife came home from work the other evening and came up to the bedroom. "Take off my shirt" she said. "Now take off my skirt. Now take off my underwear."
"And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm leaving you!"
So - are you coming out in public?
even more worring hellfire are you asking him out
Long distance romances just don't work out. Well, that and the fact that I'm hetro...