Lady goes to the doctor says everytime I pull my pants down my "thing"
starts singing "Is this the way to Amirillo". The doc replies thats ok,
every c***t is singing it.

[Edited on 12-4-05 by mangogrooveworkshop]

boom boom!

She went back with another complaint as well, she kept hearing a whistling noise. The doctor studied for a while then said, "I'm no Bill Oddie but it sounds like thrush to me"

I thought he said sounds like some c**t whistling.
Cheers,
Bob