A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are on the run from the police, they see a barn up ahead just off the road and decide to hide up. Once in the barn they look for somewhere to hide but only find a pile of sacks.
A few moments later a cop bursts in and find nothing but three sacks on the floor, up he goes to the first sack and gives it a kick. The redhead shouts "woof woof" and the cop says "huh, nothin but a sleeping dog in this sack".
Then he goes up to the second sack and gives it a kick. The brunette shouts "meeow meeow" and the cop says "hmm, nothin but a sleeping cat in this sack".
So now he goes up to the last sack and gives this one a kick and the blonde shouts........................

"Potatoes"!

Yep - that's a keeper.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb ?


what's a light bulb !!