Anyone want a new engine ?

comes painted all shiny and red

Here

These things are sheds, the handle crap, top spped about 65-ish, brake like a trifle and weave all over the road instead of going in a straight line.
But the girlies love em - buy it.

I'm tempted by that. it'd make my journey too and from work a damn site easier!

I'm not buying anything called Dennis!!!!!!!!!

One enquirer (near the bottom) has left his phone number! Has anyone here bothered to spoof him yet? There's got to be some milage in someone wanting a big red fire engine.