Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect?

Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

We can be President.

We can never be pregnant.

We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

We can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell us the truth.

The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress £3000. Tux rental-£80.

People never stare at your chest when we are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

We know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase.

We can open all of our own jars.

We get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

Our underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

We almost never have strap problems in public.

We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

Everything on our face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

We only have to shave our face and
neck.

We can play with toys all your life.

Our belly usually hides our big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

We can wear shorts no matter what how our legs look.

We can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

[Edited on 21/8/05 by Guinness]

Funny but very true

Brilliant!

Pete