Mike Tyson, Chris Evans and David Beckham escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to Tyson,"Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

Mike jumps and - SWISH! - the firemen yank the blanket away. Poor guy slams into the pavement like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to Chris Evans
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says Chris.
"No! It's Tyson we can't stand! We're OK with you."
"OK," says Chris, and he jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and he is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, Beckham steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yells David.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," Becks says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down on the ground, and back away from it..."

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David Beckham at a management seminar says:

"I like them cos they make my breath fresh"

There's stunned silence then someone shouts:

"Tactics you thick twat!!!"