you really couldn't make this stuff up....

In a press conference Victoria Beckham has announced that she is retiring from her singing career (what singing career? her career as a singer died 5 years ago!) to concentrate on her other talents (What other talents? what do you mean OTHER talents????!!!!)

She also confessed she hasn't read a book in her life (We had already guessed that sweetheart).....

But does that mean she hasn't read either Davids or her own autobiography?