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The Chavs 12 Days
DorsetStrider - 26/8/05 at 06:02 PM

A bit early I know but I got bored at work today so I present to you the Chav's 12 days of christmas.



On the 1st day of christmas my true love sent to me...
A page 3 girl in my bed

On the 2nd day of christmas my true love sent to me...
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 3rd day of christmas my true love sent to me...
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 4th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 5th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 6th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 7th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
7 Pints Of Stella
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 8th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
8 Shell Suits
7 Pints Of Stella
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 9th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
9 Benefits
8 Shell Suits
7 Pints Of Stella
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 10th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
10 ASBO's
9 Benefits
8 Shell Suits
7 Pints Of Stella
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 11th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
11 Speeding Tickets
10 ASBO's
9 Benefits
8 Shell Suits
7 Pints Of Stella
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed

On the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me...
12 Children
11 Speeding Tickets
10 ASBO's
9 Benefits
8 Shell Suits
7 Pints Of Stella
6 Burberry Outfits
5 Ear Rings
4 Necklaces
3 Vauxhall Novas
2 Mobile Rigntones and
A Page 3 girl in my bed