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mangogrooveworkshop - 2/9/05 at 08:13 AM

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone into a good mood as he served them food and
drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came
swishing down the aisle and announced to the
passengers, "Captain

Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved
a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines.. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called
a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch"


Fozzie - 2/9/05 at 09:13 AM

Most excellent....... .........as always!

Fozzie


NS Dev - 2/9/05 at 11:00 AM

brilliant!


steve_gus - 2/9/05 at 07:40 PM

?


steve m - 2/9/05 at 09:01 PM

how do you know you are talking to a "BA" captain at a party?


he tells you


mangogrooveworkshop - 7/9/05 at 09:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by steve m
how do you know you are talking to a "BA" captain at a party?


he tells you


I would watch what you saw on the forum as you never know who does what.........end of story


Deckman001 - 8/9/05 at 06:07 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
quote:
Originally posted by steve m
how do you know you are talking to a "BA" captain at a party?


he tells you


I would watch what you saw on the forum as you never know who does what.........end of story


Steve may not BE a BA captain, but I believe he does work with them !!

Jason


Rorty - 8/9/05 at 08:33 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
quote:
Originally posted by steve m
how do you know you are talking to a "BA" captain at a party?


he tells you


I would watch what you saw on the forum as you never know who does what.........end of story


I wouldn't worry; they're all shirt lifters, so it's not likely they're going to bash you.


steve m - 17/9/05 at 07:46 PM

ooooooh im really worried !!!

I would not work for BA if they were the last joke, i mean airline on the planet
i work for a real clown, mean god, Branson

A bit like prisoner, I want to be a person not a number

[Edited on 17/9/05 by steve m]


steve m - 17/9/05 at 07:47 PM

and

what does a BA Captain use as a contraceptive???


rusty nuts - 17/9/05 at 07:56 PM

What doe's a BA captain use as a contraceptive? Well someone had to ask


steve m - 17/9/05 at 08:01 PM

his personality


(spelling ?)


Cita - 18/9/05 at 07:09 AM

His mouth?