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What's your ideal job?
Peteff - 5/9/05 at 03:03 PM

Try here . Mine is a drag queen.

phelpsa - 5/9/05 at 03:08 PM

Street Sweeper!

David Jenkins - 5/9/05 at 03:12 PM

President...

Nope, don't want that job just at the moment...

DJ

NS Dev - 5/9/05 at 03:21 PM

chef or racing car fabricator

DarrenW - 5/9/05 at 03:35 PM



Very funny - mine is back end of a panto cow!!!!!!

DarrenW - 5/9/05 at 03:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by NS Dev
chef or racing car fabricator



Yours comes up as monkey impersonator!!!!

iank - 5/9/05 at 03:43 PM

Eeeek!

Gav - 5/9/05 at 03:47 PM

gav, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

MUAHAHAHAA

bob - 5/9/05 at 04:41 PM

I have always fancied being a make up artist on porn films,i think the job title would "glistener"

omega 24 v6 - 5/9/05 at 04:47 PM

Mines is "Evil Boss "too. Although i'm up for any job which pays for 6 months holiday twice a year

OX - 5/9/05 at 04:54 PM

hehe my ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus

scoobyis2cool - 5/9/05 at 05:11 PM

Mine is Professional Shopper - quite prophetic really because I spent a couple of years working as an Asda home shopper!

Pete

Donners90 - 5/9/05 at 05:27 PM

Donners90, Your ideal job is a concrete mixer.

Just don't tell the wife, or she'll have me building something (other than the car!!)

donut - 5/9/05 at 07:13 PM

mines " Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. "

No change there then!! Most acurate web based programme ever!!

gazza285 - 5/9/05 at 07:15 PM

Supermodel.

steve_gus - 5/9/05 at 07:33 PM

stripper

possibly wallpaper

[Edited on 5/9/05 by steve_gus]

bob - 5/9/05 at 07:59 PM

Oh yes!!!

I typed in my real name and it came back with "porn star"

Hellfire - 5/9/05 at 08:48 PM

But your name isn't really "Bob On-my-knob".............. or is it?

Thats just your fantasy taking over again

Oh dear,............ just tried it with Hellfire and it came back with ideal job as a LAP DANCER

[Edited on 5-9-05 by Hellfire]

Hellfire - 5/9/05 at 08:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by donut
mines " Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. "

No change there then!! Most acurate web based programme ever!!


Nope. Just tried your real name...... donut........ and it came back with Dodgem driver

Better get some big black bumpers on that MK of yours

Guinness - 5/9/05 at 09:15 PM

That's weird, that website was spot on, even though I made a mistake when typing Michae;

Michae;, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

Can't say fairer than that.

Better than :-

Mike, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

Scotty - 6/9/05 at 07:41 AM

scott, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
hmmm wheres me backpack

nicksertis - 6/9/05 at 10:07 AM

Right, you're all nicked!

DarrenW - 6/9/05 at 12:23 PM

I entered my pornstar name "Max Leighton" and it came back with Gigolo!!!!!

andybod - 6/9/05 at 06:44 PM

andybod = housekeeper
andrew boddice= top gun pilot
mmm what do i go for

donut - 6/9/05 at 06:57 PM

Thats just spooky!!!

carlgeldard - 6/9/05 at 07:01 PM

I put a relatives name in and it said

"who are you kidding, you work?."

Sounds about right.

NS Dev - 6/9/05 at 09:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
quote:
Originally posted by NS Dev
chef or racing car fabricator



Yours comes up as monkey impersonator!!!!


amazingly accurate!!!!!!!!

NS Dev - 6/9/05 at 09:08 PM

apparently I'm actually a Nun!

Russ-Turner - 6/9/05 at 09:44 PM

Cowboy Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

scutter - 6/9/05 at 11:05 PM

I got house keeper or evil boss, speaking to the wife it's the same thing

ATB Dan.

Hellfire - 7/9/05 at 12:28 AM

Pupeteer?

Rather not have my hand up someone's rectum thank you!

Browser - 8/9/05 at 03:55 PM

Trained assassin (how cool is that?)

Real world and my choice (and given suitable & sufficient training) would be fabricator of exotic art/furniture using TIG welding & stainless/ali a lot, with some cylinder head gas flowing on the side

indykid - 9/9/05 at 11:03 AM

looks like all you porn stars will be working under me, as apparently, i'll be a porn director.

woo hoo
tom

thomas morton will be a porn director
tom morton will be a monkey impersonator
indykid will be a lap dancer
tom will be a ping pong ball inspector

but most worrying of all, thomas will be a sui*ide bom*er
go figure

[Edited on 9/9/05 by indykid]

ned - 9/9/05 at 12:49 PM

stripper oerr

marktigere1 - 15/9/05 at 03:29 PM

Computer Nerd!!!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You might be able to guess part of my current job!!!

Mark

chris.russell - 15/9/05 at 09:41 PM

teasmaid!!!!!

JoelP - 15/9/05 at 10:00 PM

anyone tried working out how it works yet? The order of the letters doesnt make any difference.

aa and c are both funeral directors...

any one work out a pattern from that?!

Fozzie - 15/9/05 at 10:22 PM

Woo-Hooo

It said..(real name)...Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Fozzie

I love speed :-P - 16/9/05 at 06:45 AM

I love speed :-P, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

DorsetStrider - 17/9/05 at 06:58 PM

Mine's Movie Star..... I can live with that.

chris_smith - 17/9/05 at 09:32 PM

a god damn traffic warden!!!!

marcyboy - 17/9/05 at 10:00 PM

mines gigolo

DaveFJ - 22/9/05 at 12:20 PM

I'm the President.... now where's that red button ?

dave1888 - 22/9/05 at 02:59 PM

dave mcnicoll, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

On the life predictor: Hi dave@myseven.info
Your Personnel expected death date is 20 April 2043
You have excatly 13724 days to live. Have a nice day.
Sh1t i dont think im going to get the car finished in time

[Edited on 22/9/2005 by dave1888]

subk2002 - 22/9/05 at 07:37 PM

Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer

subk2002, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver

[Edited on 22/9/05 by subk2002]