> The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an

> audience & they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the

> Pope.

>

> Dopey leads the pack.

>

> "Dopey, my son" says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

>

> Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns

in

> Rome?"

>

> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment &

> answers, "no, Dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

>

> In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns

round

> &

> gives them a glare, silencing them.

>

> Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of

> Europe?"

>

> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment & then answers

"Dopey,

> there are no dwarf nuns in Europe"

>

> This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Dopey turns

> around

> and silences them with an angry glare.

>

> Dopey turns back to The Pope & says "Your extreme Holiness! Are there

> ANY

> dwarf nuns any where in the world?"

>

> After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my

> son,

> there are NO dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

>

> The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling around, laughing and

> pounding

>

> on the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they began

chanting:

>

> "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

>

> "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Great!!