HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F#%$ YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer F#%$ you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got
